I have a couple questions.
1. Have you ever seen a cracker called "Chicken in a Biskit" in your local supermarket?
2. If yes, why have you never offered them to me when I've come to your house/office/place of worship?
For those of you unfamiliar, a Chicken in a Bisket is a cracker with the buttery consistency of a Ritz and the salty, bullion cube and MSG laden flavor of Ramen soup noodles. It's like eating astronaut food: an entire meal in one, compact rectangle.
And you vegetarians don't have to feel left out. I'm pretty sure Nabisco boils the flavor out of a chicken without actually hurting it.
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ooh, did julie introduce these to you? my friend colleen and i used to eat them by the boxes. we also liked to make commercials, and this was one of the products we highly recommended. salt on a cracker anyone? mmmm.
well, i checked the corner store, and didn't see them there. i think we're going to start a "new bike for armin fund" right away. the kids have a spare piggy bank to feed. we love you!
I thought everyone knew about these, sorry that you had to wait until now to try them.
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